Happy Paddy's Day from Dallas

Via my Da:

"Late news, in case you hadn't heard:

Kinky was Grand Marshall at the Greenville Avenue
Thanks Paddy's Day Parade last weekend. Someone handed
him a Guinness, and he took a good long pull from it.

Now, some people (Baptists, presumably, or others who
would like to drink but don't, except secretly) are
raising a stink because it's illegal to drink an
alcoholic beverage in public in Dallas.

Kinky's response: 'Guinness is the drink that kept the
Irish from taking over the world. It would be
unthinkable not to have a Guinness during a St.
Patrick's Day parade. In fact, it would be spiritually
wrong.'"

I suggest we all move (back)to Texas (if we don't already live there) just so we can vote for this most righteous man. How 'bout it, y'all?